And ladies and gentlemen of Jefferson City, once again we have the privilege of reading a letter from Jeff Flemming in the Jan. 22 issue of the News Tribune.
The sheer brilliance of this man is blinding and awe inspiring. In the letter he was able to successfully link eating sausage and eggs and drinking milk, to the shootings in Tucson in particular, and murder in general.
Rarely do we have the chance to see such unique insight. How many of you could have ever dreamed of even the possibility? I know I couldn't have. I am almost speechless.
Ladies and gentlemen, read, reread, and reread again every letter Mr. Flemming writes from now on, because I dare say we will never again have the opportunity in our lifetimes to read anything from anyone with his absolute genius.