How to write a right-wing LTE

J. Richard Smith

Jefferson City

Dear Editor:

Start with a premise. Don't let facts get in your way. Democrats hate America, lefties want to kill babies, they're coming for your guns. Just a few suggestions, get your own from Tucker, Sean or OAN.

Proceed as if the aforementioned premise is, in fact, true.

Drop a few buzz words: woke, CRT, BLM, Antifa are all good.

Throw in some boogieman names: Hillary, Soros, Gates, Obama, AOC, add your own favorite.

Cut to the "ism's": Communism, Marxism, Leninism, and of course the fallback, Socialism. Don't let the fact that you have no idea what they actually mean get in your way, it's the suffix that matters.

Go into a screed about how evil (and/or godless) America has become.

Finish with a petition to your favorite deity to save or bless America.

You're welcome.

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