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Swampyville's - Our Archaic "Bill of Rights"!

From The Swampyville Gazette!

OUR ARCHAIC "BILL OF RIGHTS"!

Being Facetious! (Of course, we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow!)

I for one, feel that we should have a Constitutional Convention and rewrite the current archaic "Bill of Rights" (First Ten Amendments to the United States Constitution)! Help, the powers that are, out (they've been struggling for over l00 years to accomplish this agenda; but, that damn U.S Constitution has always been in their way). My recommended changes are as follows:

NEW BILL OF RIGHTS!

First Amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion (with the exception of Secularism), or criticizing political correctness speech, or the freedom of the Federal/International Government controlled media (including the Internet) to manipulate the truth!

Second Amendment:

A well regulated police state, being necessary for the control of the people by the Federal/International Government, the right of the Federal/International Government to determine and confiscate weapons of mass destruction (all weapons, including pellet guns) being held by the people, shall not be infringed!

Third Amendment:

This amendment determined by the government to be obsolete! The Federal/International Government can, by law, do what ever they want to do without any incrimination! (They make the laws!)

Fourth Amendment:

The people have no rights to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against any searches or seizures! Therefore, no search warrants shall be issued!

Fifth Amendment:

Every person will be held to answer for any crimes (rather, true or false) and/or for any critical statements made against the Federal/International Government!

Sixth Amendment:

In all Federal/International Government persecutions, the accused shall not enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial!

Seventh Amendment:

Civil trial by jury - forget about it!

Eighth Amendment:

Excessive bail shall be required, and excessive fines imposed, and cruel and unusual punishments inflicted for any crime/critical statements made against the Federal/International Government!

Ninth Amendment:

The enumeration in the U.S. Constitution, of certain rights, will be denied for those previously retained by the people.

Tenth Amendment:

No powers will be delegated to individual States or to the people! (All power will be retained by the Federal/International Government)

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