Swampyville's - The "Bob" And "Weave" Puppet Show!
June 23, 2012
Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines!
The "Bob" and "Weave" Puppet Show! (This show will be performed on Tuesday, 6 November 2012)
It is a traditional and popular puppet show featuring the characters Mr. Bob and Mr. Weave. The performance is a prolonged scheme, er! ah! scene, depicting the interaction between the Imperial Incumbent and an Imperial want-to-be. It is a quadrennial staged play by the "Status Quo" to present their hand picked puppets.
This show will be performed by puppet masters called "special interests" who will manipulate Mr. Bob and Mr. Weave and mouth the words that these two hand picked puppets will say. The puppet masters will be assisted by "Doctors" (Controlled Media) who through repeated sound bytes will corral the misguided audience to attend this prefabricated show.
The show will start with the arrival of Mr. Bob followed by the arrival of Mr. Weave. They both will do a monologue telling the crocodile (the people) what they want them to hear and demand that the baby (The Economy) be looked after. Bob failed miserably after he was previously placed in charge of taking care of "Baby" (The Economy). Mr. Bob never changed the baby's soiled diaper and kept hitting it with borrowed sticks. Mr. Bob threw "Baby" in the washing machine (Banks) with it's attached soiled Huggie! Mr. Bob thoroughly failed to appropriately take care of Baby, like his predecessor also didn't do. Mr. Weave appears and professes outrage. Mr. Weave grabs a wet noodle and commences to beat Mr. Bob about the face, neck and arms for not attending to the baby. This really announces the arrival of the crocodile (the people) who Mr. Bob does not see until someone (advisers) shouts out and lets him know. Mr. Bob struggles with the crocodile and it leaves him in need of a doctor (Controlled Media) to attend to his wounds. Mr. Bob pauses to blame "his" puppets (liberals) for the problems "They" created for him. Mr. Bob lays "his" Puppets on the stage and the sheep in wolves clothing (Progressive Conservatives) come along and devour them and replace them with their own controlled puppets. The play ends and the audience claps for the "New Yes Man"; Mr. Weave, who will be no different than Mr. Bob was! How little the audience really wants to know!
ITS NOT THE COLOR OF ONE'S SKIN; BUT RATHER, THE COLOR OF ONE'S POLITICS WE SHOULD BE VOTING FOR!
Razzle Dazzle Baffle! By L. Don Oliver
Razzle Dazzle Baffle, Was the dude's name; Who had a gift for gabble, And politics was his game;
He promised the moon, He promised the sun; He flew all around, In Air Force One;
In his political bag, He carried the tote; Of all the misguided, To gather their vote;
His challenger was akin, He too had a tote bag; Of all of the votes, That he wanted to snag;
Progressive deceptive collective, Is the aim of their game; Creating a "One" World Order, Will be their shame to fame;
When it is all over, When it's said and done; Ask yourself the question, "Who, really won?";
(It's not the People)
CONGRESSIONAL/ADMINISTRATIVE MENTALITY; "IF ITS BROKEN, DON'T TRY TO FIX IT. THROW IT AWAY AND ORDER A NEW ONE USING THE TAX PAYER'S CREDIT CARD"!
"FALSA ENIM DICAM, SI COGES" (If you compel me, I will tell lies)