Swampyville's - Ask the Politically Correct (Constitutional Republic)

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Swampyville's - Our Archaic "Bill of Rights"!

From The Swampyville Gazette! OUR ARCHAIC "BILL OF RIGHTS"! Being Facetious! (Of course, we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow!) I for one, feel that we should have a Constitutional Convention and rewrite the current archaic "Bill of Rights" (First Ten Amendments to the United States Constitution)! Help, the ...

Swampyville's - Beware of the "Geriatric Virus"!

From the Swampyville Gazette! "BEWARE!!!" of the "Geriatric Virus"! Swampyville's - Facetiously Speaking? The Geriatric Virus! The Geriatric Virus is a costly disease that afflicts those who reach the age of 62. The Geriatrics Virus is incurable and the only way to prevent it from occurring, is to euthanize those ...

Swampyville's - "A Swampyville Spring"

From the Swampyville Gazette! Your the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words. All, along, be, brook, by, clash, clover, fly, gone, nook, over, stash, tall, tree, A Swampyville Spring! By L. Don Oliver In my seventy third Spring, The squirrels are ...

Swampyville's - "Freedom's Wake"!

From the Swampyville Gazette! You're the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own word. Affair, call, disgrace, face, fall, fife, life, needs, passe, say, there, weeds. Freedom's Wake! By L. Don Oliver Standing by a grave stone, History etched upon it's _; One ...

Swampyville's - "One Yellow Rose"!

From the Swampyville Gazette! You're the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words. Base, die, face, find, kind, lie, sigh, why. One Yellow Rose! By L. Don Oliver While trimming the abundant weeds, Before the event of Summer _; A very lovely ...

Swampyville's - "Whenever Never Comes"!

From the Swampyville Gazette! You're the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words! Brings, flame, ground, lane, light, made, me, night, persuade, profound, see, things. Whenever Never Comes! By L. Don Oliver Whenever my never comes, And there will come that __; ...

Swampyville's - A Tall Tales Winter!

From the Swampyville Gazette! Swampyville's - Your the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words. Blows, consent, content, fright, knows, loud, shroud, sight. A Tall Tales Winter! By L. Don Oliver The sun is shinning bright, With a warming delight, In a ...

Swampyville's - "Arrows of Deception"!

Excerpt from the Swampyville Gazette! Reading between the lines! Arrows of Deception! By: Opining Owl They shot their arrows, into the air; Where they fell, they did not care; No one raised to, question this flight; Which soon became, the Archers delight; When the arrows fell, upon the unconcerned crowd; ...

Swampyville's - The Holyday Tree!

I wish you a happy Holyday, I wish you a happy Holyday, I wish you a happy Holyday, and a Merry New Year; Definition of Holy: "Worthy of absolute devotion"! LET THE SECULARISTS AND THE ATHEISTS CALL IT THE "HOL(I)DAY SEASON" AND I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL IT THE "HOL(Y)DAY ...

Swampyville's - Barry and Mitt went a Courting!

Swampyville's - You're the Poet! Fill in the below banks with the following words or use your own words. Be, be, before, door, door, knee, knee, me, ride, ride, side, side, spin, tree, wins, wins. Barry and Mitt went a courting! By L. Don Oliver Barry and Mitt went a ...

Swampyville's - Reconstructing the road and bridges to "The Global Plantation"!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! Reconstructing the road and bridges to "The Global Plantation": NOTHING IN THE HUMAN ENDEAVOR JUST HAPPENS, IT IS ALWAYS PLANNED! COMMUNITARIANISM (UN AGENDA 21) IS THE MODERN CONCEPT OF COMMUNALISM AND COLLECTIVISM! Communitarianism: Communitarianism is an ideology that emphasizes the connection between the individual ...

Swampyville's - "537" Will we see a repeat of 2000?

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! "537" - Will we see a repeat of the Presidential Election of 2000? On election night, news networks first called Florida for Al Gore, later retracted the projection, and then called Florida for George W. Bush, before finally retracting that projection as well. Florida's ...

Swampyville's - Natural versus Legal (Civil) Rights!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! EVERYONE SHOULD BE GUARANTEED THE "FIVE PRIME NECESSITIES OF LIFE"; FOOD, WATER, SHELTER, CLOTHING AND MEDICAL ATTENTION (EVEN ILLEGAL ALIENS); HOWEVER, ANY OF THESE "FIVE PRIME NECESSITIES OF LIFE" MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO BE MANIPULATED FOR POLITICAL GAIN! POLITICS IS NOTHING MORE THAN ...

Swampyville's - "Head Em Up - Move Em Out"!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! "HEAD EM UP - MOVE EM OUT"! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! OF FAILED GOVERNMENT POLICIES; BOTH, DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT, IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE FAILED "ABRAHAM LINCOLN ADMINISTRATION" THAT HAS CAUSED ALL OF TODAY'S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS! (The ...

Swampyville's - Undocumented Workers!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! Undocumented Workers? The following is not a diatribe against illegal aliens. If I had to walk in their shoes, I would be walking the same path that they are walking. No, this is about governments USING illegal aliens to fulfill their agenda of a ...

Swampyville's - The "Fundamental Gradual Reformation" of Censorship!

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! THE "FUNDAMENTAL GRADUAL REFORMATION" OF CENSORSHIP! CURRENT CENSORSHIP is the suppression of speech or other public communication which may be considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or inconvenient as determined by a government, media outlet, or other controlling body. It can be done by governments and ...

Swampyville's - What is "Political Pinball"?

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! What is "Political Pinball"? "PINBALL": Pinball is a type of arcade game, usually coin - operated, in which points are scored by a player manipulating one or more steel balls on a playing field inside a glass-covered cabinet called a pinball machine. The primary ...

Swampyville's - "Truth"!

Swampyville's - You're the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words. Air, brings, kings, light, night, where. Truth! By L. Don Oliver Truth thy brilliant ray is shining, It glows through the darkened __; Offering meaning for existence, Rendering reason to the ...

Swampyville's - What is Religionolicism?

Swampyville's - Reading Between the Lines! What is Religionolicism? Religionolicism is a broad term for those addicted to religion, and is generally used to mean compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of religious doctrine, usually to the detriment of the believer's health, personal relationships, and social standing. It is medically considered a ...

Swampyville's - "Pop! Goes the People"

Swampyville's - You're the Poet! Fill in the below blanks with the following words or use your own words. Keeple, people, people, people, people, people, sheeple, sleazle, sleeple, teeheekle. Pop! Goes the People! By L. Don Oliver All around the tax tree, Politicians propagandize the _; Politicians get what they've ...

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