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two_cents_worth 2 years, 6 months ago on MU police shoot runaway steer on campus

The foreman of the cattle drive informed KRCG that this was indeed the bovine that started the fire at Longhorn restaurant last week. The steer loudly bellowed "Well done my RUMP...How's that for lightly charred!" and "Where's the beef NOW?" as he refused to be fenced in by the local ranch hands. The mad cow could be herd lowing "Mooove out of my way" as he charged across the field with greener pastures in his sights. He was corralled in the end with the rustlers steering him out of danger.

An unconfirmed development occurred after the incident had ended. One of the handlers was herd to udder "that was no bull..."

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two_cents_worth 2 years, 6 months ago on Group ‘inducts’ pig into Hall of Famous Missourians

I support this cause & will honor it by smoking some pork steaks this afternoon.

Of course...there will be some ladies present during the entire feast...of course...

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two_cents_worth 2 years, 6 months ago on Cars avoid crashes by talking to each other

At $40,000 each, they SHOULD communicate with each other...and fix my dinner...and take out the garbage...and fill themselves up with gas...and....

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two_cents_worth 2 years, 10 months ago on Mo. exports hit annual record on China purchases

China is also buying ethanol from Missouri firms.

The same ethanol we subsidize with our tax money!

Our rookie legislators just slap us in the face over & over.

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two_cents_worth 2 years, 11 months ago on Amendments propose to cut Mo. House size by one-third

So, instead of having a host of rookie legislators who don't know what they're doing, we'll have far less rookie legislators who don't know what they're doing.

Brilliant!

I call shenanigans on that savings projection as well...Since there will be fewer legislators, they will increase their budget and raise their pay to accommodate the 'increased workload'...5 million dollars in savings for 60 legislators?

In your dreams!

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two_cents_worth 3 years ago on Student recounts utter chaos of Egyptian protests

From the Article: "The Egyptian people are not protesting out of boredom or their inability to afford a new iPad; they are not the foolish, misguided folks who march and yell in the “Occupy” protests here in America (with which I disagree wholeheartedly). Rather, they are far more similar to the revolutionary warriors upon whose efforts our Founding Fathers built our great republic: they oppose a non-responsive, non-elected military regime that profits at the people’s expense."

What a gigantic load of hot, steaming do-do!! This guy really needs to go back to school here in America & learn what it was the founding fathers were fighting for. Egypt is rapidly devolving into a third-world state because of the misguided followers of a well funded anti American, anti Christian religious organization.

What a gigantic load of hot, steaming do-do!! This guy really needs to go back to school here in America & learn what it was the founding fathers were fighting for. Egypt is rapidly devolving into a third-world state because of the misguided followers of a well funded anti American, anti Christian religious organization. Once the Muslim Brotherhood gains power, they will hold no further elections, they will be free to continue, yes CONTINUE, to burn and destroy the churches of Christian, Jewish, and other non-Muslim faiths, murder their pastors, leaders, & members, and repress & take away human rights of the people of Egypt. Then they will buddy up to other godless Arab countries and work to disrupt any non-Muslim or true democratic societies worldwide.

Why any intelligent person, as well as any free, democratic government would support this is incomprehensible. And I’m not so sure the ‘occupy’ protesters have it all wrong. Maybe we should start thinking about occupying Washington…I’m starting to believe they’ve forgotten what their job is.

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two_cents_worth 3 years, 1 month ago on Gov. Nixon approves plan for construction of Lafayette Street interchange

It certainly will be handy for you, since you don't have to go any further west than Lafayette. Most of the city, however, is further west. I'm envisioning cars stopped & waiting on the westbound on-ramp during rush hour waiting for traffic backed up from highway access lights (plural) that are ONLY 4, 5, AND 6 BLOCKS AWAY!

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two_cents_worth 3 years, 1 month ago on Gov. Nixon approves plan for construction of Lafayette Street interchange

And another thing... I'm not convinced we need to spend MILLIONS building this interchange when there's access to the highway just 4 BLOCKS AWAY!!

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two_cents_worth 3 years, 1 month ago on Gov. Nixon approves plan for construction of Lafayette Street interchange

I learn something new every day...I honestly didn't know we had to get approval from the governor to build a highway overpass in this state. He sure is an important man...

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