Your Opinion: Signing off over restroom issue

Dear Editor;

Wow. Men wanting to use the little girls’ room is a real issue. Well I am out. I am officially an out-of-touch old man.

Everyone off my lawn right now. If the world has gotten so idiotic that this is a real debate, then I have nothing of relevance to offer. I am just too defined by the time I was born and raised to have a comment about America now.

Seriously. I am obsolete. It is time for me to settle down and work on my memoirs. People are crazier than outhouse rats. The end.

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