The Democrats finally have a real scandal they can sink their teeth into: the lampooning of Mr. Obama by a rodeo clown.
This is a real scandal; not like those "phony scandals" the president dismissed. Four Americans dead in Benghazi? Yawn.
The Department of Justice running guns to druglords in Mexico? We're not even going to talk about it. Wholesale spying on American citizens by the NSA?
Shutup, it's for your own good! And what about IRS targeting of conservatives? Conservatives don't deserve free speech anyway.
This clown, however ... gasp... made fun of the president! Rude! That has never been done before. Blatant racism. Fire the clown! Ban him for life! Call in the Department of Justice and the Secret Service for investigation!
Thanks Democrats. The government may be going to ruin, but at least I can sleep well at night knowing this clown has been brought to justice.