Dear Editor:
I am writing an open letter to the Taliban. I have a plan that will lead to your victory and the destruction of America. I expect a medal for this. Medals are something you should learn from the West since they are the cheapest rewards ever invented.
If you put your weapons in plastic tubes, seal the ends with wax, bury them and quit shooting at foreigners, Americans and their gang members will have no excuse to stay in Afghanistan. Americans can save face and claim victory but victory will be yours and you will be free to go back in history to your glorious past with the real victory. You can take weapons out on special occasions and fondle them.
I am an NRA member who understands this. The Afghans in Kabul are descendants of a more ancient and glorious past who understand reality and know how to make deals.
The second part of the destruction of America is the easiest. With peace you will cripple the last major industry in America leaving millions unemployed. There will be no excuse for the exorbitant taxation of the wealthy to support the arms industry. The country will self-destruct.
The U.S. is running out of military options. If for instance we attack Argentina or Equador, there would be too much backlash in Latin America. Attacking Russia or China would be mutually suicidal all around. To attack Germany would be like attacking the Holy Grail.